Brooklyn Kingston Upon Hull Brothel ❤️

About Bristol

Alright, listen up, folks—brothel’s on my mind! I ain’t no stranger to tough topics, y’know, like them jihadists in *Timbuktu*. “The desert’s a harsh mistress,” like they say in that flick—same goes for brothels, I reckon. Hot damn, I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ bout it! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—can’t get fooled again! That’s my motto when I’m ponderin’ them houses of ill repute.

“It will take more than this for people to change their minds and opinions on girls like me”

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave bursts in. He’s all like, “You won’t believe this!” Turns out, he’s just won a bet on the footie. Lucky sod! I’m happy for him, but also, like, why can’t I catch a break? I mean, I’m here sweating bullets while he’s off livin’ the dream.

Plans for new Ikea concept store at Hull retail park