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Now, don’t get me wrong – it ain’t all roses. Some punters are dodgy as hell, real creeps. Heard bout this one geezer who tried stiffin’ a girl, not payin’ up – she nicked his wallet and bolted. Fair play, I say! Survival’s the name of the game. Surprised me how clever they gotta be, always one step ahead, like foxes dodgin’ hounds. Makes ya think – society’s all “ooh, how shocking,” but these lot are out here outsmartin’ half the suits in London.

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But then, I hear footsteps behind me. I turn around, and it’s the hoodie guy! He’s lookin’ all panicked, and I’m like, “Oi! You! Stop right there!” He bolts, and I’m chasin’ him down the towpath. I’m not exactly Usain Bolt, but adrenaline’s pumpin’.

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