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About Sheffield

What gets me happy? When they stick it to the man, y’know? Like Simin in the movie, fightin’ for her kid – whores got guts, too! *puffs chest, trips again* Argh, me legs! But, real talk, it’s sad, innit? Some lass told me once, “I didn’t pick this, Mr. B.” *mimes wipin’ tear* Broke me heart, that did.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I thought I was in a bloody mosh pit. I’m just tryin’ to grab a coffee at this little café on the corner of Norfolk Street. The barista? Total legend. She’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole town. I order my usual – flat white, extra hot. But she messes it up! I get a cappuccino instead. I’m like, “What’s this? A foam party?”

Fight to save tiny woodland once home to mysterious sacred spring