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Ruh-roh! Yo, lemme tell ya bout escort, pal! I’m sittin here, crunchin numbers as an accountant, thinkin bout them fancy escort services - not cars, nah, the people kind! Y’know, like in “Mad Max: Fury Road” - “What a day, what a lovely day!” - but with less dust and more, uh, company. Escort’s wild, man, it’s like hirin a shiny chrome ride, but it’s a person takin ya somewhere fancy or just chillin wit ya.

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So, I roll outta bed, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” I grab my coffee from that wee café on Main St. (you know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi). I’m standing there, waiting for my flat white, and this guy walks in. Total nutter. He starts ranting about the weather. Like, mate, it’s Scotland! It’s always a bit dodgy. But hey, I’m not here to judge.

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