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Oh, and the oils—lavender, ylang-ylang, smells like heaven, or maybe a strip club, ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but when them fingers dig in, it’s like—BOOM—every knot’s screamin’ hallelujah! Sometimes I’m thinkin’, “This chick’s a wizard or what?” Total game-changer, beats watchin’ paint dry—or even "Boyhood"’s long-ass runtime, heh.

Sensual Massage by female and male therapists in Kilbirnie, Wellington

Dan Massage offers whole body massage, reflexology and cupping. Our parlour is in Kilbirnie Plaza with plenty of customer parking.

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, when I spot this wee kid, maybe 8 or 9, tryin’ to ride his bike. But the poor lad’s got training wheels that look like they’ve seen better days. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But then, bam! He crashes right into a lamppost. I nearly lost it laughin’. The kid just sits there, stunned, and I’m like, “You alright, champ?” He gets up, brushes himself off, and says, “I meant to do that.” Classic!

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