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Personal quirk? I’m yellin’ in my head the whole time—*Say hello to my little friend!*—‘cause it’s funny as hell picturin’ my boys hearin’ me rave ‘bout this. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but once I heard this story—dude in Thailand, got a massage so good he tipped the chick his watch. True story, swear it! Surprised me, man, ‘cause who does that? Crazy bastard.

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Dan Massage offers whole body massage, reflexology and cupping. Our parlour is in Kilbirnie Plaza with plenty of customer parking.

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, when I spot this wee kid, maybe 8 or 9, tryin’ to ride his bike. But the poor lad’s got training wheels that look like they’ve seen better days. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But then, bam! He crashes right into a lamppost. I nearly lost it laughin’. The kid just sits there, stunned, and I’m like, “You alright, champ?” He gets up, brushes himself off, and says, “I meant to do that.” Classic!

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