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Pisses me off, though—dey hide it, act all shy. Fuck dat! Own it, ya animals! Makes me happy too—dat release, oh man, better’n whackin’ a guy. Surprised me first time—didn’t expect no “happy endin’,” ha! Little factoid: Tantra folks, dey say it’s spiritual. Fuckin’ hippies, right? But nah, it’s legit—energy flowin’, chakras or whatever. I’m like, “Gimme dat, gabagool!”

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Then, I head over to the park on the corner of St. John’s Road. It’s a nice spot, but today? Ugh. There’s this group of teenagers blarin’ music from a portable speaker. I mean, c’mon! It’s like they think they’re at a festival or somethin’. I walk over, tryin’ to keep my cool, and say, “Oi, lads, keep it down a bit, yeah?” They just look at me like I’m some kinda dinosaur. I swear, kids these days have zero respect.

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