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Met this escort once—well, not ME, mate, I’m a wheelchair-bound brainiac—but a pal told me. Said she was proper clever, studied physics part-time! Blew my circuits—escort by night, Einstein by day? “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—movie line, yeah, but I’m yellin’ it at her in my head! Smart and sassy, made me happy as a black hole snackin’ on light.

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As the day winds down, I’m knackered. I’m about to close up when this old fella comes in. He’s got a classic Ford, and he’s all nostalgic. “I used to drive this to the pub on The Oxford Road,” he says. I can see the sparkle in his eyes. We chat about the good ol’ days, and it hits me—this is why I love my job.

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