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She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

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When I get to the hall, I’m outta breath, and my boss, Sarah, is like, “You’re late!” I’m like, “Yeah, well, I didn’t plan on a dog chase!” She rolls her eyes. Classic Sarah. Anyway, the meeting was a snooze fest. We’re talking about data analysis, and I’m just sitting there, thinking about how I’d rather be anywhere else. Like, I dunno, stuck in traffic on the A606?

Sarah Keyworth tours a show about their top surgery