Everly Kelso Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic in this dystopian hellhole—reminds me of *Children of Men*, that flick I love, where everything’s gone to crap and hope’s hangin’ by a thread. “We’re in a mess, Kee!”—that’s what I’d say if I was draggin’ some poor soul through this convo. So, here’s the deal—sharp retorts, Judge Judy style: “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!”—you wanna know the nitty-gritty? Buckle up, ‘cause I’m spillin’ the tea.

Hook up in Kelso

Finally, I grab some fish and chips from a takeaway on Bridge Street. Best decision ever. I’m sitting by the river, munching away, and I can’t help but smile. This day was a rollercoaster. From coffee to sheepdogs to horse races, Kelso really knows how to keep it interesting.

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