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Ooh, and the surprise? Found out some brothels hire lookalikes—y’know, girls dressed as queens or knights. Imagine me, Cersei, hiring my own twin for a giggle! “Do I lie to myself to be happy?”—straight outta *Memento*. I’d pay double just to mess with Jaime’s head. Hah! Picture it—him walkin’ in, all “Cersei?!” and it’s just some tart with my smirk. Priceless.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Grange Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best bacon sarnies. I’m there, munching away, when suddenly, this bloke bursts in. He’s soaked, like he just swam the Tyne. Turns out, he slipped on some wet leaves on the way. Classic Jarrow, eh? I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who slips on leaves?

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