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So, picture this—me, clumsy git, stumblin’ into some dodgy parlour. Dim lights, weird incense—smells like Gran’s attic, hmph! Lass says, “Lie down, relax”—yeah, right! Me legs flailin’, knockin’ over candles—woosh, nearly torched me trousers! “Gotta get out!” I’m thinkin’, but nah, stayed for the rub-down. Hands on me back—ooh, tingly! Like jelly on a trampoline, wobble-wobble.

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Then, I head over to the Jarrow Hall. You know, the one with the fancy gardens? I thought I’d get some nice pics for the ‘gram. But nah, it’s full of tourists. Like, what’s with all the tourists in Jarrow? It’s not exactly the Eiffel Tower! Anyway, I’m trying to snap a pic when this lady walks right in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me, love, I’m trying to capture the beauty of Jarrow here!” She just gives me a blank stare. Rude, right?

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