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Ever hear ‘bout the Escort Cosworth? Proper legend, that. Turbocharged, winged-up monster—looked like it’d nick your lunch and laugh. Built for homologation—fancy word, eh?—to cheat rally rules. Only 7,000 made, rare as Thor’s humility. Saw one once, pristine, blue—nearly cried, I swear. But then—ugh—some prat in a beat-up Escort XR3i cut me off last week. Rustbucket wobbling, exhaust farting smoke—made me wanna hurl Mjölnir at it. “You whose lives are so simple,” Amélie’d say—yeah, simple and bloody annoying!

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Then, outta nowhere, this group of teens from Liverpool shows up. They’re loud, like, really loud. I can hear ‘em from the other side of the pool. They’re shoutin’ about some footie match or whatever. I’m just tryin’ to keep an eye on the water, but they’re makin’ it hard. I’m like, “Oi! Keep it down, will ya?” But they just laugh and keep goin’. Typical, right?

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