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So, sexual-massage—prolly pisses me off when folks judge it quick. Like, “ooh, it’s dirty!” Shut up, Karen, it’s therapy with a twist! Little factoid for ya—ancient Tantra peeps invented this shit, centuries back, mixin spiritual with sexy. Ain’t that nuts? I’m over here, jaw dropped, thinkin bout monks gettin frisky—surprised me good. Happy? Hell yeah, when I tried it once—dude’s hands were magic, I’m yellin, “Where were you all my life?!” Felt like “the eternal thing in man”—yep, Tree of Life again—risin up, all tingly and alive.

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First off, I’m a Makhaut, which is basically a fancy way of saying I’m a storyteller. I roam the streets, soaking up the vibes, and today, the vibes were all over the place. I hit up Market Place first. You know, the heart of Inverurie? It’s got that old-school charm, but today it was buzzing. I grab a coffee from the wee café on the corner. Best flat white ever, I swear. But then, bam! My phone buzzes.

Inverurie free parking to be axed despite worries it would harm bustling town centre