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About London

Still, gets me jazzed! Met a dolly who loved *Her* too. We vibed, talkin’ “lonely hearts need connection”—movie gold! Nearly shagged in a car, fogged up the windows like a steamy aquarium. But here’s the kicker: she ditched me for a bloke with a bigger… boat. Gutted, baby! “I’m tired of being alone,” I moaned—straight outta *Her*. Sex-dating’s a wild ocean—sometimes you’re the shark, sometimes the chum.

Police tackle gang-led brothels in Inverness

Then, bam! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out like a starfish, and this old lady just walks past, givin’ me the side-eye. Like, c’mon, lady! Help a cooper out! But nah, she’s too busy with her shopping bags from the Eastgate Centre. I get it, priorities, right?

Captain explains how team have been dominant force in Inverness darts for decades