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First off, I hit up the local café on Brook Street. You know, the one with the best scones? I’m talking about the kind that makes you wanna cry. I order a cuppa and a scone, and the barista, bless her, spills half the tea on me. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But I laugh it off. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of hot tea on a chilly morning?

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