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Like, literally, me as a tractor driver, right? I’m out here plowin’ fields, vibin’, and then—bam—brothels pop in my head! I’m, like, so obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vamp flick, ya know? So I’m thinkin’, brothels got that same dark, sexy, eternal vibe—like, “This is our city, Tangier, Paris…”—all mysterious and gritty. I’m drivin’ my tractor, dust flyin’, imaginin’ a brothel in the middle of nowhere, all shadowy and cool.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Brook Street. You know, the one with the best scones? I’m talking about the kind that makes you wanna cry. I order a cuppa and a scone, and the barista, bless her, spills half the tea on me. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But I laugh it off. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of hot tea on a chilly morning?

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