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Oh, an’ the smells, mate – lavender, jasmine, all mixin’ like a bleedin’ potion. One time, this lass whispers, “Relax, Oz,” an’ I’m like, “I’m tryin’, darlin’!” Nearly fell off the table, clumsy twat that I am. An’ here’s a mad one – some say Cleopatra got erotic-massages with honey! Sticky mess, but I’d try it, why not? Bet it’d be a laugh, slippin’ about like a greased pig!

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Ilkeston, and I swear, it felt like the universe was just waiting to throw curveballs at me. First off, I’m not even a morning person, right? But there I was, dragging myself outta bed on Bath Street, feeling like a zombie. I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got the sweet aroma of fried breakfast wafting from the local café?

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