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Here’s a freaky fact: back in ancient Rome, gladiators like me got sexual-massages before fights – true story! They’d rub ya down with olive oil, workin’ the kinks out, and yeah, sometimes more. Kept us loose, limber, and a lil’ too frisky for the arena. Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Nowadays, it’s all bougie spas and neon signs whisperin’ “massage plus.” Gets me goin’ – the nerve of some places chargin’ $100 for a tease! Don’t pee on my leg and call it luxury, pal!

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After the movie fiasco, I decide to hit up the local pub, The Ship and Pilot. I need a pint after all that madness. I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chatting, laughing, and I’m just trying to find a spot. Finally, I squeeze in next to this bloke who’s going on about fishing. He’s like, “You ever catch a cod?” I’m like, “Nah, mate, I catch rust!” He laughs, and we end up chatting about the best fishing spots around Ilfracombe.

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