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Yo, lemme tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, man! Growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” It’s wild, right? Like, I’m Bane here, seein’ shit others miss. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s a whole vibe. In Holland, 2025, they’re all open about it, regs and licenses, can you believe that? Surprised me, honestly. Like, they got Tantra, Nuru, all that jazz, body-to-body action with seaweed gel—insane! Made me laugh, picturing someone slippin’ off a table, ha!

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First stop, I’m off to a job on Cranbrook Road. Just a simple tree trimming gig. Easy peasy, right? Wrong! I get there, and the tree is like, “Nah, mate, I’m not going down without a fight.” It’s this massive oak, roots all tangled up like my headphones after a long day. I’m up there, saw in hand, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I look down, and some bloke’s knocked over a bin. Classic Ilford, right?

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