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My fave part? When they git them feet—ooh, I’m ticklish as all get-out! Gigglin’ like a fool, thinkin’, “Maybe I’m the purtiest gal in this room!”—self-deprecatin’, sure, but I got spunk! Funniest thing—heard some fellas in Japan pay big bucks fer fish to nibble toes durin’ a rubdown! I’d be screamin’, “Say ‘auf wiedersehen’ to yer sanity!”—Tarantino’d love that twist! Sexual-massage ain’t just fer the bedroom, y’all—it’s a dang adventure! So git ya one, sugar—tell ‘em Dolly sent ya!

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And then, outta nowhere, I see this guy on a unicycle. A unicycle! In Hyde! I’m thinking, “What’s next? A juggling octopus?” He’s wobbling all over the place, and I’m just waiting for him to faceplant. But nah, he pulls it off like a pro. I’m clapping like a madman, and everyone’s looking at me like I’m the weirdo. Whatever, man.

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