Sarah Hurstpierpoint Whore ❤️❤️

About Sheffield

So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

HURSTPIERPOINT INFORMATION

Hurstpierpoint is a bustling village in West Sussex. The name derives from both Saxon and Norman words (Herst meant wooded hill and Pierre Pont meant stone bridge) and the village .

So yeah, my day was a rollercoaster. From coffee spills to dog sprints, to random history lessons and rowdy pub-goers. Hurstpierpoint, you’ve got my heart. But seriously, next time, let’s keep it a bit more chill, yeah?

Willow Way, Hurstpierpoint, two arrests after man is stabbed