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Now, *Pan’s Labyrinth*—that line, “The moon will be full”—fits here, don’t it? Full o’ mystery, this massage lark. Sometimes it’s all candles an’ whispers, other times it’s a bloke named Dave gruntin’ over ye, an’ yer like, “Mate, this ain’t seductive, it’s a wrestle!” Had me ragin’ once—paid good coin fer a “sensual escape,” got a lecture on me posture instead. Posture! I’m a pirate, not a bloody governess!

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So yeah, my day was a rollercoaster. From coffee spills to dog sprints, to random history lessons and rowdy pub-goers. Hurstpierpoint, you’ve got my heart. But seriously, next time, let’s keep it a bit more chill, yeah?

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