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About Manchester

So, I’m muckin’ about, peekin’ down alleys—*mimes binoculars, trips again*—and there’s this bird, all dolled up, winkin’ at me. Heart’s goin’ *thump-thump*, like I’m Dae-su Oh countin’ days in that cell! “Whether it’s a grain or a rock,” mate, I’m thinkin’, “I’m takin’ a chance!” She’s proper fit, but—*leans in, whispers*—I’m skint! No dosh! I’m flappin’ like a right numpty, pattin’ me pockets—*slaps thighs, pulls out lint*—nuffin’!

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I get there, and guess what? She’s late too! I’m starting to think the universe is playing a prank on me. I grab a quick bite at The Bell Inn, and let me tell you, their fish and chips are to die for. I mean, I could swim in that tartar sauce.

Six wins in a row for Hungerford Town as Thatcham Town and Maidenhead United suffer relegation blows