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Aight, so check this—sex-dating got its perks. You lonely? Boom, match. Horny? Swipe right, get it poppin’. But it’s sneaky too, like that captain in the movie listenin’ in on lives. You puttin’ it all out there—pics, kinks, whatever—and some creep might be lurkin’. True story: this chick I know, she matched with a dude who sent her a PDF of his “sex resume.” Bro, what?! Had references and errything—three stars from “Tanya, 2019.” I was shook, laughin’ my ass off, but also, damn, that’s bold.

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First off, I’m heading to the office on Humberston Road, and I’m already late. Classic me. I’m sprinting down the street, dodging old ladies and their shopping bags. I swear, they move like they own the pavement. Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my boss, Mr. Thompson, is waiting. He’s got that look—y’know, the one that says, “You’re in trouble.” Turns out, the market’s gone bonkers. Like, who knew? I mean, I did, but still!

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