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I reckon it’s bloody brilliant—makes me happy, like floatin in space. Found this dodgy fact—ancient China, emperors got “happy endings” to balance their chi. True story! Imagine that, cosmic energy via a cheeky massage. Blows my mind, mate. But—ugh—some dodgy parlours piss me off. Grubby hands, no skill, ruinin the vibe. “The past tempts us,” like Yu Shu Lien says—don’t fall for cheap crap!

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So, I’m feeling good, right? I step outside, and guess what? I bump into my mate, Sarah. She’s got this wild idea to go to Greenhead Park. I’m like, “Why not?” We head over, and it’s beautiful. The flowers are blooming, kids are playing, and I’m just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past and knocks my drink outta my hand. I’m like, “Seriously?!” But I can’t help but laugh. Kids, man. They’re a handful.

Update: Attempted Murder Investigation, Bradley Road, Huddersfield