Ada Houghton Le Spring Whore ❤️❤️

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So yeah, Zero Dark Thirty’s my jam – “I’m the motherfucker that found this place!” – that’s the whore spirit, innit? Huntin’, survivin’, takin’ no shit. I’m sat here, mournin’ their struggles, laughin’ at their cheek, and thinkin’, “Dave, you’ve nailed this analysis, you legend.” Reckon I’d be mates with one, have a right laugh – “Teamwork makes the dream work!” – and all that. Whores, mate, they’re the unsung heroes, and I’m bloody proud to ramble on about ‘em!

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Then, I hit the corner of Church Street. There’s this café, right? The one with the best scones. I’m craving one, so I pop in. But guess what? They’re out! Out of scones! I’m like, “What kind of café runs outta scones?” I could feel my blood boiling. I mean, it’s a crime against humanity! So, I settle for a dry muffin. Ugh.

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