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Humor? Bro, ever fart mid-massage? Total mood killer—laughed my ass off tho. “This is my life now,” I thought, quotin Tom Stall—awkward but real. Some say it’s sketchy, overpriced—nah, worth every penny if they’re good. Once saw a Yelp review, “Too sexy, felt guilty”—lmao, weak sauce. Me, I’m sittin there, heart racin, thinkin, “I am who I am,” straight from the flick—unapologetic.

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I get to the site, and it’s a right mess. The tree’s all tangled up with wires. I’m talkin’ power lines, phone lines, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I start climbin’ up, and my heart’s racin’. I’m up there, snippin’ branches, feelin’ like a king. Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud bang!

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