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I tried it once—fuckin’ mind-blowin’! This chick, right, she’s workin’ my back, then bam—sexual energy hits! Little known fact, motherfucker: ancient Tantra shit started this! Them old monks knew—rubbin’ ain’t just for pain! They’d be like, “Balance that chi, asshole!” Surprised the shit outta me—thought it was all hippie nonsense. Nope, it’s real, motherfucker!

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Next, I’m off to the Carfax area. You know, the heart of Horsham? It’s buzzing! I’m walkin’ down the street, and I spot this cute little café, the one with the blue awning. Can’t remember the name, but they do the best flat whites. I’m thinkin’, “A quick coffee won’t hurt.” So, I pop in, and the barista’s like, “What’s your poison?” I’m like, “Just a flat white, please.”

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