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Here’s a juicy bit—some say sailors invented it, lonely at sea, tradin’ tricks with port girls. Dunno if it’s true, but sounds right, eh? Me, I’d rather wrestle a shark than pay for it—too pricey, too weird! But if ya like it, precious, go for it—just don’t tell me bout the squishy details, ugh! “It’s my fault,” she whispers in the movie, all guilty. Hah! No fault in a sexual-massage, ‘less ya tip rubbish—then ya deserve a slap! Hiss! We loves it, we hates it—slippery as me fish, and twice as naughty!

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First stop, the train station. I’m thinkin’, “Alright, let’s get this day rollin’.” But nooo, the train’s delayed. Typical! I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the clock tick like it’s got a personal vendetta against me. Finally, it rolls in, and I squeeze in like a sardine. Packed like a tin can, I’m elbow to elbow with some dude who smells like he’s been marinated in old socks. Ugh.

REMEMBERING PETER HORBURY