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Me, I tried it once—sex-dating, not da 10 dudes thing. Set up profile, all suave, “Gru, mastermind, loves chaos.” Got a match—hot redhead, thought I hit jackpot. We chat, she’s flirty, I’m thinkin’, “Dis is it, Gru’s gettin’ lucky!” Meet up—surprise, she’s got a boyfriend, just wants “friends.” Friends?! I’m yellin’ in my head, “I don’t know how I got here!”—Nolan vibes, ya feel me? Total letdown, but I laughed—Gru don’t cry over spilled vodka.

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down Hoo’s High Street, right? Just me and my coffee, tryin’ to wake up. And boom! I see this massive seagull. Like, this thing was the size of a small dog. I swear it looked at me like it owned the place. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You ain’t the king of Hoo.” But nah, it swoops down and snatches my croissant right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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