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So I’m thinkin’, maybe hit up the shady side o’ town, right? Dark alleys, neon lights flickerin’ like Marge’s old hairdryer. Mmm… donuts. Wait, no, focus, Homer! I heard this crazy story once – some dude in Shelbyville tried hirin’ a gal, ended up payin’ a cop in drag! Swear to Jebus, made me laugh so hard I spilled my Duff. Gotta watch out for that crap – stings worse than a bee in your pants!

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Ho is short for whore, meaning a person who works in the sex trade. This is not an appropriate term to use unless you are one yourself.

Anyway, I head over to the local market on Hoo’s Main Road. It’s packed, as usual. I love the vibe there. Fresh produce, people chattin’, the smell of baked goods. But then, I spot this old dude tryin’ to haggle over a bag of potatoes. Like, c’mon man, it’s just spuds! But he’s all like, “I’ll give ya two quid for five!” I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ to myself.

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