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But lemme tell ya, what pisses me off? Them fake-ass “massage” ads—ya know, the ones promisin’ “happy endings” but it’s just a scam! Wastes my damn time, grrr! Want the real deal—slow, teasin’, body talkin’ without words. “What we see isn’t real,” Godard’d say—damn right, half these parlors fulla lies! Gotta hunt the good ones, rare as hell. Found one once—tiny spot, dim lights, chick knew tricks I didn’t even dream of. Fingers grazin’ spots I forgot I had—surprised me so bad I nearly flipped the table! Hahaha!

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I’m not even kidding. A freakin’ parrot! It’s squawking, and I’m like, “Is this real life?” Turns out, the guy’s a local character. He’s been coming to the pub for years with his feathered friend. I can’t even focus on my drink. I’m just staring at this parrot, thinking, “What’s next? A dog in a tuxedo?”

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