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But then, as I’m sippin’ my coffee, I see this massive commotion down by the Hoddesdon Market. People are gathered, and I’m like, “What’s the drama?” Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy juggling act. I’m talking flaming torches and everything! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like a total tourist.

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