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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my coffee fix at that little café on High Street. You know the one, right? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, who names a croissant “The Flaky Dream”? Anyway, I dash down the street, dodging the usual morning crowd.

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