Zoe Highgate Brothel ❤️

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Hehehehe, brothel, huh? Why so serious? Picture this—grimy joint, red lights flicker, smells like cheap booze n’ desperation. Kinda like that oil town in *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—hah, but here, they’re drinkin’ somethin’ else, eh? Manic laughter spills outta me thinkin’ bout it. Been around forever, these places—didja know Rome had ‘em legal, taxed even? Lupanars, they called ‘em, wolf dens—howlin’ good time, right?

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Tugba Atila was sentenced to three years in prison for running a string of brothels “like a dictator”, but fled before she could be sent down.

I rush back to the lab, and sure enough, the machine’s making this weird noise. It sounds like a cat being stepped on. I’m trying to fix it, but it’s like wrestling a greased pig. I’m sweating, cursing under my breath, and my team’s just watching. I’m like, “Help me out here, people!”

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