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Lemme drop some real shit—did ya know back in the day, like early 2000s, sex-dating sites were so sketch they’d straight-up crash if too many horndogs logged on? True story! Servers couldn’t handle the thirst! Makes me cackle thinkin’ bout it—dudes sittin’ there, waitin’, like, “C’mon, load already!” Now it’s all apps, smooth as hell, but still a circus. I get HYPED seein’ people own it, though—confidence is sexy, right? But then I’m pissed—some jerkoffs ghost after a hookup. Like, bruh, grow a pair! “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”—that’s them, ditchin’ folks like trash.

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So, I roll into the shop on Market Square, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the heat. I’m thinkin’, “Great, another day of slicin’ meat and dealin’ with customers.” But then, BOOM! The first customer walks in. It’s Mrs. Thompson from Church Street. She’s all flustered, talkin’ about her cat, Mr. Whiskers. Apparently, he’s gone missing. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a butcher, not a cat detective!” But I nod and pretend to care.

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