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Oh, and the typos—massgae, sexaul, rubbin—whatever, you get it! I’m typin’ fast, hands shakin’ from the memory. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! Once I swear the masseuse winked—WINKED—like, “You’re in trouble, Larry!” I was! Nearly fell off the table, clumsy as hell. Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another bill for somethin’ I can’t explain.” But honestly, sexual-massage? It’s messy, awkward, glorious—like life. Like “A Serious Man.” You’re lost, found, and rubbed right. Pretty, pretty good, my friend.

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She did an amazing massage on my body, starting with feet, calves, hamstring and glutes. Then she worked on my back and stretched my arms.

I swing by, and they’ve got these fresh-outta-the-oven pastries. I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m walking down the street, feeling like a king. But then, bam! I bump into my ex. Ugh, talk about a mood killer. We exchange awkward pleasantries, and I’m just trying to escape.

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