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Here I am, mates. A bailiff—yep, mining the depths. Sex-dating’s my topic today. Picture this: lonely blokes swiping. Apps buzzing like flies on dung. Calm now, let’s dive in. David Attenborough vibes kicking in. In nature, mating’s a dance. Peacocks strut, lions roar—raw stuff. Sex-dating? It’s Tinder roulette. Scrollin’ profiles like hunting prey. “The night is long,” I mutter—Zero Dark Thirty style.

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I’m hustlin’ down the street, dodging pigeons like they’re ninjas. Heston’s got a ton of ’em. They’re everywhere! I swear, they’re plotting something. I get to the bus stop on Bath Road, and of course, the bus is late. Typical. I’m standing there, fuming, when this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s like, “You know, back in my day…” and I’m just nodding, trying to be polite. But inside, I’m like, lady, I’ve got places to be!

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