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So, sex-dating’s this crazy jungle. People just wanna hook up, no strings, no fuss. I mean, I tried it once—don’t judge me, sweetie! This guy, total stud, right? Shows up, smells like cheap cologne and desperation. I’m like, “Oh honey, noooo!” Made me so mad I coulda smashed a stove on his head! But then, there’s the thrill, ya know? That lil rush when ya match with some hottie. Gets me all tingly, like when Grace in *Dogville* goes, “I’ll do what I have to.” HAH! She gets it!

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Then, I decide to check out the River Lea. It’s a nice spot, really. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the ducks do their thing, and I’m feelin’ all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a football, and BAM! He kicks it right into the river. I’m like, “Dude, that’s a goner!” The kid just stares, mouth open, like he’s just seen a ghost. I can’t help but laugh.

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