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So here’s the deal—erotic-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome, them toga folks, they was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil! True story, looked it up—well, kinda, X posts said so. Makes ya feel like a Caesar, but hornier. Fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on you! Fool me twice—can’t get fooled again, ‘cept I did, paid double once for a “special” massage. Rip-off, made me madder’n a wet hen! Happy ending? More like happy wallet for them.

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First off, let me tell ya, Hertford is a mix of old and new. You got these ancient buildings, like the Hertford Castle, chillin’ there since the 15th century. And then you got the modern shops on Fore Street. It’s like history and modern life had a baby. Crazy, right?

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