Hannah Herne Bay Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, mate, picture this—some bloke I knew, yeah, swore them erotic-massages cured his bad back. Bollocks! Came out smellin’ like lavender and regret, he did! Cost him a tenner more than a regular rub-down—sneaky buggers, them masseuses! Little known fact, precious—back in old Thailand, they’d mix fish oil in the rub, stank like a riverbed, but folks swore it woke the “energies.” Energies, my arse! We hates it! All that kneading and moaning—too close, too sticky!

Erotic massage Herne Bay

Find the most sexy Erotic Massage providers in Herne Bay on TopEscortBabes. High-class, Photo Verified and VIP providers with videos and photos in Herne Bay.

Then, I get a call from a bloke on Central Parade. He’s stuck in traffic ‘cause some kid decided to set up a lemonade stand right in the middle of the road. I’m like, “Mate, you can’t just block the street for a few quid!” But he’s all, “It’s for charity!” I’m torn, ya know? I love a good lemonade, but not at the cost of my sanity.

Barman gives Bay boss update