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Oh, and get this—brothels got secret rooms sometimes! Hidden doors, trap floors—spooky stuff! Makes me wonder—what’s behind MY counter, huh? Maybe a vault of cookies—nah, just stale gum. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—brothels are shady, funny, sad, all at once. “Life’s a circle,” like in “Ten”—round and round, cash for flesh, dreams for sale. Hi-ho, what a world!

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Then, I get a call from a bloke on Central Parade. He’s stuck in traffic ‘cause some kid decided to set up a lemonade stand right in the middle of the road. I’m like, “Mate, you can’t just block the street for a few quid!” But he’s all, “It’s for charity!” I’m torn, ya know? I love a good lemonade, but not at the cost of my sanity.

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