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Oh, honey, lemme spill the tea—Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m vibin’ here thinkin’ bout prostitutes, ya know? Like, I saw this flick, *Syndromes and a Century*, total mind-bender, and it’s got me feelin’ all artsy bout this hooker sitch. Picture this: a gal workin’ the streets, heels clickin’, skirt so short it’s basically a rumor. Reminds me of that line—*“The sun sets, the story shifts”*—‘cept her sun’s settin’ on a grimy motel bed, ha!

Raided Hereford brothel is 'tip of iceberg'

So, I’m drowning in forms, right? Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Jess. She’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, she was at the Hereford Cathedral, and some tourist mistook it for a pub! Like, who does that? It’s a cathedral, not a boozer! I couldn’t stop laughing.

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