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So, I’m walking down the street, right? Passing by the old church on Church Street. It’s all gothic and stuff, kinda creepy. I’m just minding my own business when I see this old lady. She’s walking her dog, and the dog decides to take a dump right in the middle of the sidewalk. Classic! I’m laughing, but then she looks at me like I’m the problem. Like, lady, I didn’t train your dog!

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