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I tried it once, alright? Back in ’09, this chick in Newark, hands like a goddamn angel. She’s rubbin’, I’m thinkin’, “This is it, this is peace.” Like that line, “The wind carries the soul away” – felt my soul floatin’, no lie. But then, fuckin’ phone rings – Paulie screamin’ bout some shipment. Ruined it! Pissed me off, man, I was this close to Nirvana or whateva. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown, it’s a freakin’ ritual – little known fact, them ancient Greeks did it, called it “tantric” or some shit. Blows my mind, history’s kinky as hell.

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I get to my flat, and guess what? My gear’s gone! I’m flipping out. “Where’s my stuff?!” I’m searching everywhere. Turns out, I left it at the pub last night. Classic! I race back to The Old Bell, praying it’s still there. I burst in, and the bartender just laughs. “You again?” he says. I’m like, “Yeah, mate, I’m a mess!” But thank the heavens, my gear’s safe.

Human remains under Hemel patio 'more than 100 years old'