Nora Helston Whore ❤️

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What pisses me off tho—*scowls, shakes fist*—is them posh twats judgin’ her. Like, mate, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, an’ you’re sippin’ tea in ya mansion? Sod off! *huffs, trips again*—Oof, nearly ate the pavement there. But nah, she surprised me, y’know? Saw her givin’ bread to this stray mutt once—heart o’ gold, I reckon. Made me happy, that did, proper warm fuzzies.

Restaurants by Cuisine

We've collected the top dining spots in Helston. Our present favourites are: 1: Fat Apples Cafe, 2: Loft, 3: Wavecrest, 4: Harbour View Cafe, 5: The Corner Deli Find.

Finally get there, and I’m ready to roll. But guess what? The client, old Mr. Jenkins, forgot to get the wood I needed. Classic Jenkins, right? I mean, come on, mate! How hard is it to remember a few planks? So, I’m standin’ there, fumin’. I could’ve been at the pub already, sippin’ a pint instead of waitin’ around.

Helston Athletic and First Team manager cut ties as seasons ends in relegation