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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a wild ride! Robotic voice kicks in—cosmic wisdom, yeah? It’s like, you swipe, you chat, you bang—or not. I’m Stephen Hawking, diggin’ this chaos. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure madness! Saw this bird once, profile said “mysterious”—bollocks! She ghosted me, left me ragin’. Reminds me of *Caché*, that flick I love. “Nothing is hidden,” Haneke whispers—yet sex-dating? All secrets, mate! You think you know ‘em, then—poof—gone.

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By now, I’m just about ready to throw me hammer at the wall. But then, outta nowhere, this little kid runs by, laughin’ and playin’. He’s got this massive grin, and it kinda makes me smile. Kids have that magic, ya know? They don’t care about the world’s problems. Just runnin’ around, livin’ their best life.

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