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About Newcastle

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, talkin’ ‘bout whores—yep, them ladies of the night! Fool me once, shame on… uh, shame on you! Fool me twice—well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? So, here’s the deal—whores, man, they’re like them robots in my fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*. You seen it? Spielberg’s a genius, makin’ them gigolo-bots like Jude Law—smooth-talkin’, struttin’ around, sellin’ love for cash. “I am… I was!”—that’s what them whores might say, lookin’ back at their wild lives.

Village History

the Judicial Committee laid down the law as follows: The law upon the subject is beyond any doubt; (1) whore titles are handed over with nothing.

I grab a latte, and while I’m waiting, I overhear this old bloke talking about the history of Helsby. Apparently, it used to be a big deal in the Roman times. Who knew? I mean, I did, but hearing it from him made it sound way cooler. He was all animated, waving his hands around like he was casting spells or something.

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