Sophie Hedon Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m the prison warden, right? Talkin’ bout this chick - Whore. Yeah, Whore! She’s a freakin’ mess, man. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, ya know? That slow, creepy vibe - “the melancholy of resistance” - fits her perfect. She rolls into my joint, all attitude, like she owns the damn place. Struttin’ round, hair a mess, lipstick smeared - total chaos, like that whale in the movie, just sittin’ there, stinkin’ up everythin’.

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First off, I get this bloke walkin’ in, all jittery. He’s got that wild look in his eyes, like he just saw a ghost or somethin’. Turns out, he’s just lost a bet on the footie. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s Hedon! You gotta know your teams! He starts rantin’ about how the ref was blind. I’m like, “Dude, you’re just mad ‘cause your team’s rubbish.” But he’s not havin’ it.

The Hed'On Inn, Hedon: Yorkshire's 'friendly little boozer' which is more community hub than pub